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To celebrate the season we have handcrafted an…

To celebrate the season, we have handcrafted an intricate “Holiday Survival Kit” for every GFOP. The kit contains pretty much everything you will need to emerge from any contingency like a Warpig:

 - Handsome Beer Vessels? CHECK

 - A Blazer Patch? CHECK

 - And the nourishment only a packet of fine wafers can provide.

This Holiday Survival Kit is a limited edition run of 750.  Perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, and Atheists who like to buy gifts randomly on December 25th. The whole heirloom can be yours for $54.99.  

Kung Fu Fighting America.

SOLD OUT- Thanks to all GFOPs for their support