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Grandad lampard…

In this week’s pod, one of the most heated conversation points surrounded Old Frank Lampard.  Is Chelsea’s reliable old war-horse fit for the glue factory? Or does his critic-defying hat-trick suggest that he is BACK?

Michael, ever optimistic, occasionally delusional, believes the latter.  I, with heavy heart, am sure his days in Chelsea’s best eleven are now few. Then what of the hattrick?  I used the phrase “Grandad’s Last Erection” on the pod.  It is an English child’s trick.  See above for Exhibit A.  The most fun you can have legally with just three matchsticks.  Breathtaking stuff.  Like me, you may end up wondering how this film did not garner an Oscar nod.