Lathering up today with my new shower curtain world map I couldn’t help notice the curious inclusion (and exclusion) of UK cities. Along with London, how did no other city get mapped besides Sunderland?? Is this DiCanio’s doing? The begining stages of some nefarious plot to spread his global and political agenda, one shower curtain at a time? I can picture his explanation clearly:
"Before DiCanio, along with only London, many pointless cities in UK. After DiCanio, only Sunderland. Please shower daily."
I do fear where this goes next.