15 posts tagged John Terry
Terry wrote: “I save all my captain’s armbands from every game I play in. This is a small collection.”
The football club Christmas party is a seasonal staple which offers such gems as these — John Terry dressed casually. The Daily Mail provides a gallery through the ages.
Spotted at the MLS All Stars v. Chelsea match. We hope this poet is a GFOP.
GOAL! No goal?
John Terry lies back and thinks of England.
Terry loves denim.
As our inaugural crafts competition proved, here at MIB we love football. But we are also massive boosters of the work of America’s Outsider Artists. Let us introduce you to this portrait Nate sent us from the rural outlands of Columbus, OH. He writes: “Humbly submitted, Clint Dempsey carrying the disembodied head of John Terry after a hat trick, while carrying a red white and blue scythe.” Bless you Nate. You are soccer’s Henry Darger.
Thanks to GFOP Ryan Walsh, who describes himself as An American Gooner in Mumbai, The Men In Blazers Archive is proud owner of a packet of Gold Flake Cigarettes, one of the brands wise enough to realize that a shirtless John Terry may be the only thing to scare people off the ciggies. Ryan also reports he once stood at a urinal next to JT at a bar urinal. Brushes with greatness. Thank you Ryan. A patch is on its way. You are now captain of the MiB team in India.
An image of John Terry allegedly adorns a packet of cigarettes in India. Representatives of the Chelsea captain have lodged a complaint fearing it might damage his upstanding image.
Luis Suarez. A great friend to little black men everywhere.
The perfect Christmas present for Rog?
Andrew P. writes, “May I present The John Terry action figure! This guy can even speak! Unfortunately, you must be 18 years or older to purchase since the content can be quite offensive. All for the low price of $14.99! Order yours NOW!!!!”
Sod the tactics. In this week’s podcast, the Men In Blazers bear witness to a new era of EPL footie, where goals rain heavy and defense is a mere afterthought.