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Oh Balotelli he’s a striker…
He’s good at darts.
He’s allergic to grass,
but when he plays he’s fucking class.
Drives round Moss Side
with a wallet full of cash,
Can’t put on his vest
But when he does he is the best.
Goes into schools,
tells teachers all the rules.
Sets fire to his gaff
with rockets from his bath.
Doesn’t give a fuck,
‘cause he did it for a laugh,
Runs back to his house
For a suitcase full of cash,
Oh Balotelli …

City’s lament to Mario Balotelli. Sung to the tune of Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah.

(via thedubiousgoalscommittee)

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